Ever heard of a man’s retirement from sex?

For the umpteenth time, Scales has said that the Three-Legged animals are hopeless sexual animals whatever their age, religion colour or creed.
Whatever sport a man would display his excellence and artistry; none would swell his ego than his championship in bedroom sports that wonderful game played with much delight and vigour in the absence of spectators. Come to appraise it this way, these creatures whose desire for physical feminine contact is carbon copied after the biblical King David, are motivated or demotivated by sex in all what they do or have failed to do. Here is a game they play at the expense or is it delight of women, who are mostly beneficiaries and sadly so victims at given times of the men’ sexual’s monstrous behaviour. For that reason, every woman is a sexual object of masculine spectacle that is appraised, desired, wanted, proposed, attacked or ignored depending on her age, looks, curves bodily cambers sex appeal or chances of her consent and availability. Men are so incensed by and so indulged in sex Scales wonders when do they retire from it if they ever contemplate such a move in their days of breathing?
Already, a masculine creature is nudging Societal Scales so hard on the ribs on the retirement question posed up yonder, “Don’t think let alone mention it, there is no such thing in the masculine semantic comprehension of sex”. Kuba ngumshawushile libhodo lehhotela. Sex plays such a pivotal role in a man’s mind that without it he turns into a human monster that is unbearable for company, co-operation and society. Whereas a man who has had good sex is a living saint holier than the ancient yet much celebrated Saint Paul, his friend Saint Phillip and way fairer Saint Benedict. The man is so meek he can give the world to anybody who would happen to benefit from his generosity. Ulunga nje kakhulu aphindze avume atsambele konkhe lokushiwoko. With the Sugar having such a massive impact on the physique, mentality and emotions on the man, there would no time for retirement. Rather, a man would suffer forced retirement. That is when his Bananas have gone very soft for action. That retirement may juxtapose itself between the man and Pleasure from the Honey at anytime of his life.
Speaking of the unfortunate forced retirement, one fella suffered same at a time he thought his life was prime. Scales is in the know of his changing women as if they were socks, at first, blaming each lady for not being so good in bed hence his failure to perform. Talk of a bad workman placing the blame unto his tools. This time the gentleman got head over heels in love with a woman of exquisite looks and figure. He did not think he would fail this time come shukushukuma action satisfaction. Sefika sikhatsi kutsi tiyobulalana etingutjeni. His Willy would just not stand up to the duel despite the very high excitement he had built over the moons he had fallen in love with the woman. He is said to have been so desperate and frustrated that he talked to his Third Leg like it was a human being. He actually personified the slumping body part. Looking down at it, his eyes cast away from the disappointed woman, he whispered, “Hawu Masilela yezama phela nawe Mvungandze lamuhla ungelekele, wathula nje ungibona ngitikhandla kangaka.” The woman is said to have erupted into an uncontrollable laughter at the stunt just pulled. However, she asked and was told of the problem and the first time the man had to discard his denial and own his sexual failures. He accepted early forced retirement on sex. The lady had to understand, sympathise but leave all the same. No woman can sympathise for ever where the Third Member of chap‘s leg is a failure and makes him a bedroom cripple.
The question of retirement arises from the fact that even men whose age and looks seem to place them over the cliff are as much interested in sex as their sons. Actually, they go after woman the size of their daughters and grandchildren at times. And Boy don’t they spend a fortune on sex. Educated, rich or poor, a sizeable fortune of a man has been slashed by sexual indulgence. Koma sibaya ekhaya kutselwa inganga kuTryphina so that she would give her Sugar with no restrictions. Definitely, age plays no role whether the man would want sex or not. Rather it is the depth of his pocket, his desire for same and of course the ability to perform.
Don’t ask Scales where this one is coming from, but there is rumour that one old man lived so long that he lost his sight and mobility but never his libido. You see, he was polygamous and had the tendency to marry two or three women from the same family, at times they would be siblings. Everybody wondered how he achieved this feat. The secret was out. He was so good in bed that his wives would not afford kuvala umlomo ngenjabulo labayitfola ngetikhatsi takusihlwa. They would gloat to their sister’s kutsi Umgilija yindvondza sibili, indlala uyishaya ayibeke le. So strong and active was mkhulu is said to have been that he would visit two or three of his houses at night leaving each occupant stretched out, happy and exhausted. Even batsakatsi and secret lovers wouldn’t dare visit the family with ulterior motives at night, lest they were caught by the man in a sex patrol lakhaya lakhe. Eventually, he got so old he would not move let alone patrol. However, batsi wakutsatsa wakubeka etulu kwesilwane kuyashikisha.  When he eventually died, he left so many young and beautiful wives his sons didn’t know what to do with. What a temptation! Some men just don’t look the type who would be so interested in sex until push comes to shove. What else would tempt tinceku tenkhosi to turn into wolves in the very same flock they are shepherding? It is the man’s endless demand, desire and activity in sex and attitude of viewing every female as a potential candidate for same.
 As a parting shot for age where sex is concerned, two way fairers one old and the other young once took a long journey. When night befell, they had to be guests in an area and house where two single ladies lodged. The talks were struck and soon there was pairing which ultimately led to sharing a bed. Coincidence played a role here in that they the ladies slept in one room with no alternative for another. Now all four, the female hosts and their multi-legged guests slept under one roof, in different beds. Ngekuphapha nje no sooner had they put their heads on the pillows than the younger guest started the game in Olympic sports.
Whilst the older man was embarrassed, he couldn’t help thinking he should also start given that lady next him wayesevela acale kuyobayoba when she heard kutsi tiyabulalana mshiyaloya. However, as quickly as they had started, they quickly finished the game and it would appear that tihlwele betisengakahlali phansi. Dark though it was, the younger woman’s disappointment could be felt at the bed across. After it appeared he would never, the old man started his game. He is said to have taken so much time, with so much skill that the woman could only scream, moan, shout and lose herself in pleasure. When she couldn’t take the pleasure anymore coupled with the discomfort of the length taken at one session, wavele wamchilita wamjika lapha suffering in pleasurable pain. The woman across was heard lamenting, “Maye uyajabula Sindi fana, nami kube ngitfole lowakho ngabe ngenele!”
Masculine championship, virility and activity in sex is ain’t a matter of age and youth only. Kuwrong kabi loku kwabomadala. That having been said, it is worthy to note that some men would not have retired in this sport but are always at bay. No matter how much he wants and needs sex, he would not have access to it due to his socio economic position, his physical challenges but definitely not based on his looks. If lucky he could be active once a year or after long intervals. He simply does not have the money to woe women unto bed and is never considered a man at all so much that he ends up looking the part - not being a man. Some are mentally challenged that he is not even conscious kutsi unaye yini mfanizile noma cha. And besides, no woman would be comfortable to be locked in the same room with a lunatic. Talk of unused goods that cannot be transferred to anybody with the opportunity.
Holding all incapacitating factors, all men would have sex till they breathe their last. It’s a game they enjoy so much, after all, a man is a sexual product and would rest at no pint to perpetuate the sport. Isn’t it more like striving to go back home lapho bakuthabatha khona uthabathwa ngenye indoda?  Me thought a man’s innocence is almost always borrowed where sex is concerned. He could be innocent because he has never been caught in the act or he lacks the opportunity to indulge in the action as much as he wants, still because he is jittery and he is scared to come out in the open aticelele, akhetse kufela ngekhatsi. He would admire women non-stop and wish they were his candidates in bed but for fear of the unknown, he would suppress the feelings.  utsi uyatibamba.  A pack of blue lies in the absence of all these restrictions he would have sex every day, every moment so long as his Shotgun stands up to the action challenge. There is actually no retirement for a man in sex! Bayashikisa bonkalwane!

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